| As destructive as life, As healing as death; An institutioner of strife, Just as prone to bless. It is all that is good, Yet with an evil trend; As it was the beginning of things, It can also be the end. |
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On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Edmonton were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through.” So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through.” The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park….” Then the electricity went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the Snowplows can get through?” Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all married men exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time.” |
This powerful snow blower, built by a Canadian, has a Chevrolet big block V8 engine and can shoot snow up to 126 feet in the air. It has enough power to blow the snow back to where it came from!
This is the snowblower needed to tackle the infamous Polar vortex.
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For your amusement… A man impersonates 52 different animals using household objects.
Enjoy!
Several months ago Shopify ran a Facebook competition asking for top tips when working from home – and the most likes would win $150.
52 kind people ‘liked’ my top tip, helping me win the competition – and, by way of thanks, I decided to do an animal impression for each like, on request.
So, here it is – 52 animal impressions; my thank you :)
Animals: Koala, Axolotl, Badger, Bat, Chameleon, Cuttlefish, Dilophosaurus, Elephant, Fish, Fly, Frog, Gecko, Giraffe, Glow worm, Goat, Greater adjutant, Guinea pig, Honeybadger, Hyena, Jellyfish, Killer whale (Orca), Lemur (King Julian), Llama, Mantis, Mantis shrimp, Meerkat, Monkey (Abu), Moose, Muppet (Animal), Naked Mole Rat, Narwhal, Otter, Panda (Kung Fu), Pangolin, Penguin, Pigeon, Rabbit, Seal, Shark-hoover cat, Sheep, Slow Loris, Sparrow, Squid, Stingray, Tapir, Tiger, Tortoise, T-rex, Unicorn, Wolf, Worm, Velociraptor!
