Random Riddle: 2-11-2014

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Feb 112014
 
Alive without breath, As cold as death, Never thirsty, Ever drinking, Clad in mail, Never clinking, Drowns on dry land, Thinks an island, Is a mountain, Thinks a fountain, Is a puff of air.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Pull Over

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Feb 112014
 
Rubber Chicken Mary was driving home from work when she noticed a Policeman following her.

“Pull over!” the cop announced.

Mary pulled over and rolled down the window as the officer approached her.

“You were exceeding the speed limit, Ma’am,” the police officer said. “You are also not wearing your seat belt. I’m going to have to write you a ticket.” He then wrote her $25.00 ticket.

Back home, Mary was wondering how she was going to explain this to her husband who would no doubt notice the fee in their checkbook. Suddenly she had a bright idea.

Opening the checkbook register, she made the following entry: One Pullover, $25.00.