Random Riddle: 2-17-2014

 Riddles  Comments Off on Random Riddle: 2-17-2014
Feb 172014
 
I will seek and find You

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

Who am I?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Shut Up And Trouble

 Jokes  Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Shut Up And Trouble
Feb 172014
 
Rubber Chicken Shut Up and Trouble were walking down a path. Trouble got lost. So, Shut Up went to the police officer.

The police officer asked, “What’s your name?”

He answered, “Shut Up.”

He asked again “What’s your name?”

“Shut Up.”

The police officer asked, “Are you looking for trouble?!”

“Yeah, I lost him down a path about two miles ago.”

 

 

Feb 162014
 

American V8 Chainsaw

Yes size does matter! Weighing 508 pounds with a 300 horsepower V8 engine, this chainsaw is capable of cutting wood at an astonishing 200 miles per hour and is easily one of the most manly things we’ve ever seen.

[arve url=”https://youtu.be/E9x8rBKC4BE” /]

Got some cutting to do? 12″ trees? 20″ trees? 30″ trees? Redwoods?

Your chainsaw “knot” “cutting” it (man I’m good). Hate when it get’s jammed? It just takes for ever with that crummy 40cc 2-stroke…

You know what would be better? How about 5.75liters, 300hp, V8 power. Meet “The Predator”…

Source…

American V8 Chainsaw
The Predator

Related:

Australian V8 Chainsaw