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A husband is out mowing the lawn. Unexpectedly, a cat runs in front of the mower. He manages to miss hitting the cat directly, but cuts off the cat’s tail.
He picks up the cat and the tail and yells to his wife for help. When she arrives, the panicked husband says “Look what’s happened, what should we do?” We wife replies, “Take him to Wal-Mart!” The husband replies, “Wal-Mart?, Why Wal-Mart?” The wife says: They are the Nation’s largest Re-tailer! |
