The Soda Ninja Swipe

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Jan 092014
 

The Soda Ninja Swipe is a cool trick to prevent soda bottles from fizzing over. It also makes you look cool at parties.

This technique is guaranteed to be a “blast” at parties, and will certainly turn heads and get you a reaction. For better or for worse!

WARNING: Shaken soda can shoot from a bottle like a geyser and make a fairly descent mess. Caution should be used if this is technique is attempted indoors or near anything valuable. Use of video content is at own risk.

With practice, this technique becomes second nature and very simple. When I do this at parties, people in the room jump, scream, and nearly every head in the room turns to look over and see what just happened.

It’s a great way to get everyone’s attention before making an important announcement. :)

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Random Riddle: 1-9-2014

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Jan 092014
 
When I left, I didn’t know where I was going; when I got there, I didn’t know where I was; when I returned, I didn’t know where I had been.

Who was I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Dying Wish

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Jan 092014
 
Rubber Chicken Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:

“Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses.”

“Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza.”

“Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center.”

“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown”

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, “Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated so much property.”

Sarah replies, “Property shmoperty…the schmuck had a newspaper route.”