I woke up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through my next door neighbor’s garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.
Astonished I got back into bed.
My wife said, ”You’re shaking, what is it?“
“You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen,” I said, “That Bastard next door still has my shovel!” |