Joke Of The Day: Sneaky Muslim

Rubber Chicken I woke up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through my next door neighbor’s garden.

Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.

Astonished I got back into bed.

My wife said, ​”​You’re shaking, what is it?“​

“​You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen,”​ I said, “That Bastard next door still has my shovel​!”

 

 
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