Quotes Attributed To Presidents

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Dec 082013
 

Quotes attributed to Presidents:

Nixon
Richard Nixon
I am not a crook.

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
I did not have sex with that woman.

George H Bush
George H. W. Bush.
Read my lips.

Obama
Barack Hussein Obama
I will have the most transparent administration.

I have Shovel ready jobs.

The IRS is not targeting anyone.

It was about a movie.

If I had a son.

I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.

You didn’t build that.

I will restore trust in Government.

The cops acted stupidly.

I am not after your guns.

The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk.

It’s not my red line it is the world’s red line.

Whistle blowers will be protected.

We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.

I will close Gitmo.

I am not spying on American citizens.

ObamaCare will be good for America.

You can keep your family doctor.

Premiums will be lowered by $2500.

You can keep your current healthcare plan.

I, Barrack Hussain Obama pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.

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Joke Of The Day: Mirror, Mirror

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Dec 082013
 
Rubber Chicken A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four”.

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.

Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: “Mirror mirror on the door, make my “manhood” touch the floor!”.

Again, there’s a bright flash and both his legs fall off.