Random Riddle: 11-15-2013

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Nov 152013
 
You see me often ladies,
For I am a part of your life.
I sometimes bother babies
But prefer to cause adults strife.
My looks are a sign of your personality.
My strength cannot measure up to yours.
With most people I am there for eternity.
Onto me, water often pours.
Many look to me with pride,
While others wish to change me.
Drifting slowly, my time I bide
Waiting for you to see
That I am just a thing you’re given,
Not something very important.
For I have always been and will forever be dead.
 
 Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: 4 Guys In A Boat

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Nov 152013
 
Rubber Chicken A Cuban, a Japanese guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.

The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water. He says, “We have so many cigars in Cuba, we can spare a few.”

The Japanese guy pulls a computer chip out of his pocket and throws it in the water. He says, “We produce so many of these, we can spare a few.”

The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says “Don’t even think about it.”

 

 

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