A Cuban, a Japanese guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water. He says, “We have so many cigars in Cuba, we can spare a few.”
The Japanese guy pulls a computer chip out of his pocket and throws it in the water. He says, “We produce so many of these, we can spare a few.”
The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says “Don’t even think about it.”