Joke Of The Day: The Origins Of Human Beings

Rubber ChickenThere guys were discussing the origins of human beings and where did Adam and Eve come from.

Jack, the British guy, said, “They have to be British, only a gentleman would share his last apple with a woman.”

Pierre, the French guy claimed, “There is no doubt they were French. The French are so good at seducing women.”

Bob, the American commented, “My guess is they were Russian. After all, who else could roam around naked, survive on one apple between the two of them and still feel they were in paradise?”