Two bowling teams, one of all Liberals and one of all Conservatives, charter a double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Louisiana . The Conservative team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Liberal team rode on the top level.
The Conservative team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized he hadn’t heard anything from the Liberals upstairs. He decided to go up and investigate.
When the Conservative reached the top, he found all the Liberals frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The Conservative asked, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”
One of the Liberals looked up at him, swallowed hard and whispered…
“YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER
