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A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.
The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?”
“No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.”
“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?” inquired the doctor.
“No, I’ve never done any of those things either.”
“Well then,” said the doctor, “what do you want to live to be a hundred for?”
A whole watermelon is chopped in 21 seconds flat.
Enjoy!
Matt Jones and his buddy work at the supermarket in back. His friend is so skilled with a knife, he can cube up a watermelon in a matter of seconds. Around 21 seconds to be precise.