How To Of The Day: How To Make Yourself Sneeze

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Aug 122013
 

How To Make Yourself Sneeze

Regardless of your reason for wanting to know how to make yourself sneeze, this guide will provide all the information you need.

Do you ever feel a sneeze coming on, but it just lingers at the tip of your nose? Maybe you want to get a sneeze out of your system before you give a talk, attend a meeting, eat a meal or greet your date. Since sneezing is a natural reaction, it can be triggered by providing the right stimulus. You might have to do a little experimenting, though, since sneezing triggers are as individual as ticklish spots.

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Living Dolls

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Aug 122013
 

A Brazilian TV show stages a hilarious prank where people are attacked by little living dolls.

 

As far as pranks go, no matter how hard the citizens of Brazil try to scare the feijoada out of their fellow countrymen and -women, they’ll never be able to top the infamous “ghost elevator” (I haven’t been able to watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory since). But “living doll” comes pretty darn close.

It’s not nearly as terrifying, but the clip does feature two of my favorite things: traumatized young children and sound effects straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon. The eyes wide open squeak is a classic. The actors they hired to play the dolls are giving me some serious post-traumatic Willy Wonka disorder, though…

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Random Riddle: 8-12-2013

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Aug 122013
 
My first three letters are a term in golf,
While my second, third, and fourth are drawings.
My first four are less than a whole,
And all of me is a celebration.

What am I?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: Getting To The Top

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Aug 122013
 

Rubber ChickenGetting To The Top

A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree”, sighed the pheasant, “but I haven”t got the energy”.

Well, why don”t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They”re packed with nutrients”.

The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch and so on. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree, whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.

Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won”t keep you there.