The GPS Prank
College Humor set up this hilarious prank about a self-aware GPS system that speaks to passengers inside of a New York City taxi cab.
Enjoy!
Jul 292013
Random Riddle: 7-29-2013
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Jul 292013
Joke Of The Day: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
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Jul 292013
John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John’s grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon, eggs, and toast.
However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate. He questioned his grandfather, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get ’em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!”
For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg. He asked, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”
Without looking up, the old man said, “I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you fret. I don’t want to hear another word about it!”
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town, and as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car!”
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, “Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!”
Obama Signs An Executive Order, Sends $500 Million To Terrorists
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Jul 282013
Barack Hussein Obama signs an Executive Order that sends $500 million to terrorists? Are you kidding me? How the hell can Congress stand by and let this happen?
Let’s face it “We the People” are the only opposition party left. It’s time to remove this foreign enemy combatant, who occupies our White House, and our elected representative enablers.
Citing “national security interests,” President Obama effectively sidestepped Congress by signing an executive order which enables him to send $500 million to fund Muslim terrorists in the West Bank.
The executive order, addressed to Secretary of State John Kerry, was quietly signed Friday afternoon, as the media’s full attention was focused upon a royal birth.
In the order, President Obama writes, “I hereby certify that it is important to the national security interests of the United States to waive the provisions of section 7040(a) of the Act as carried forward by the CR, in order to provide funds appropriated to carry out chapter 4 of part II of the Foreign Assistance Act, as amended, to the Palestinian Authority.”
The move comes on the heels of a 2012 executive order in which Obama waived a congressional ban on funding the Palestinian Authority and sent the Hamas terror led organization $147 million American taxpayer dollars.
Cartoon Of The Day: Two Lines
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Jul 282013
