Common Sense Evaluation

Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.

Astonished, one of them says, “I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got rat-arsed.”

Being quick on the uptake the second one says, ” My dad says he will marry my mom next year.”

Despite this the Nun stays right where she is.

In desperation the third one says, ” My old man will never ever marry my mom.”

The Nun looks up from her food and says, ” Would one of you bastards please pass the salt.”