Q: How is a healthy person like the United States?
A: They both have good constitutions!
Q: What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold!
Q: What’s big, cracked, and carries your luggage?
A: The Liberty Bellhop!
Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
A: Liberty!
Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infantry!
Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
A: The Boston Flea Party!
