Random Riddle: 4-24-2013

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Apr 242013
 

An eye.

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Pronounced as one letter and written with three, two letters there are and two only in me. I’m double, I’m single. I’m black, blue and gray. I’m read from both ends and the same either way.

What am I?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Last Request

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Apr 242013
 

Rubber ChickenTwo men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, “Son, do you have a last request?”

To which the man replied, “Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?”

“Certainly,” replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, “Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?”

“Please,” said the condemned man, “kill me first.”