Barack Hussein Obama walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Michelle. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
“I’ll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,” answers the President.
“But sir, what about the mad cow?!!” asks the waiter.
“Oh,” answers Barack , “She’ll order for herself.”
Michelle Obama Rolls Her Eyes at John Boehner While Shoveling Food Into Her Mouth
http://www.soopermexican.com/2013/01/21/michelle-obama-eyerolls-at-john-boehner-while-shoveling-food-into-her-mouth/
Meaning that you can put a wig on a pig but it’s still a pig.