A Liberal was driving through Oklahoma when he was pulled over by one of the local officers.
The man asked, “What did you stop me for?”
The officer replied, “You failed to stop at the stop sign.”
The man answered, “I slowed down, didn’t I?”
“Yes,” the officer admitted.
“Well, slow down, stop, same thing.” the man rebutted.
At that point the officer pulled his night stick out and started hitting the Liberal over the head. “Now, tell me, do you want me to stop or slow down?”
