Month: December 2012

Amusing How To

How To Of The Day: How To Open A Beer Bottle Without An Opener

Just in time for New Year’s Eve.

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Quick and Simple Life Hacks — Beer Edition. We will show you 6 ways to open a bottle just in case you lost your opener.

1. How to open a beer with a Counter Top – Place the seam of the cap along a hard edge that don’t be damaged and give the bottle a hard tap right on top.

2. How to open a beer with a key – Take your car key and pop out 3 or 4 prongs in the cap twisting each time and then push up.

3. Open beer with another bottle – Flip another bottle upside down and connect the caps at the seam, leverage the upside bottle over your hand and open it.

4. Open beer with a dollar bill or paper – Take some currency and fold it over several times until its hard to bend. Then grab your bottle and place the bill under the lip of the cap. Using your knuckle as leverage pop that sucker off and make it rain.

5. Open a bottle with a drawer – Place the bottle under the lip of a handle and simply pull down in a fast motion.

6. The old lighter trick. No explanation needed.

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: The Three Wise Men

Rubber ChickenIn a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a “Quik Stop” on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, “You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!”

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn’t recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a particular passage.

Sticking it in my face she said, “See, it says right here, ‘The three wise men came from afar.'”

 

 

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