Random Riddle: 10-12-2012

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Oct 122012
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Sunny Day In England

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Oct 122012
 

Rubber ChickenYou’re roaming around the Big Ben in London at the end of a long sunny day. You run across into the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Charles Chaplin, and Ian Fleming, who all give you directions to the nearest restaurant. Whom don’t you believe?

Your story teller, for there is no such thing as a completely sunny day in England.