The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S
“What’s that?”, the patient asks.
“It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.”
The patient wants to know if there’s a cure, to which the Doctor responds, “We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing but pancackes.”
“Why only pancackes?”, asks the patient.
The Doctor answers, “They’re the only thing that will fit under the door.”
