Random Riddle

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Aug 112012
 
Noise. Attribute 'eye' to 'I'.
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Sometimes I am loud, and viewed with distaste. Poke out my eye, then I’m on the front of your face.

What word am I?

Joke Of The Day

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Aug 112012
 

A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it was he said ‘I am blind drop it on the ground and i’ll tell you.’

She dropped it on the ground.’Aahh that’s $10.00.’

She bent down and let a big fart that everyone heard. But, she really wanted the pole so she picked it up. And went to pay for it.

‘That will be $20.00.’

‘But you said $10.00.’

‘$10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call.’