Random Riddle

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Jul 252012
 
A shadow.
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I’m only one color but not one size; stuck at the bottom yet easily flies; present in the sun but not in the rain; doing no harm and feeling no pain.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

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Jul 252012
 

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.

“Sure you can, Mickey,” Charlie said, “Just flap your arms really *really* hard.”

So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground six stories below.

Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, “What the hell happened?!?”

Charlie said, “I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything someone tells him.”

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