Joke Of The Day

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Jul 282012
 

A deluxe cruise liner was sinking. The captain had to persuade the passengers of every country very tactfully to jump into the sea.

He told the American, “You’ll be a Hero if you jump into the sea.”
He told the English, “a gentleman would certainly jump into the sea.”
He told the German, “It’s a rule to jump into the sea in such conditions.”
He told the Italian, “Women will admire you if you jump into the sea.”
He told the French, “Do not jump into the sea.”
He told the Japanese, “Look, every passenger is jumping into the sea.”

Capitalism – The Enemy Of Obama

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Jul 272012
 

“To Obama, money and profit are basically bad words. In his own book, he describes how one of his first jobs was to work at a small newsletter company, a very remote outpost of capitalism. He wasn’t exactly working at Merrill Lynch or Goldman Sachs. And yet he writes his mom, “I’m working for the enemy.” ~ Dinesh D’Souza

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Random Riddle

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Jul 272012
 
A choice.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or none?

Joke Of The Day

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Jul 272012
 

A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up some very sensitive information from an agent called Murphy. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent. He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer.

“Hello, said the agent, “I’m looking for a man called Murphy.”

“Well you’re in luck,” said the farmer. “As it happens, there’s a village right over the hill where a butcher is called Murphy, the baker is named Murphy, and three widows are called Murphy. In fact, my name is Murphy.”

“Aha,” thought the agent, “here’s my man.” So he whispered the secret code: “The sun is shining … the grass is growing … the cows are ready for milking.”

“Oh,” said the farmer, “you’re looking for Murphy the spy. He’s in the village over the other direction.”

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