Random Riddle

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Jul 212012
 
 Your tongue.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
Often held but never touched, always wet but never rusts, often bites but seldom bit, to use me well you must have wit.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

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Jul 212012
 

A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life?

She was told that it was.

There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS.’