Random Riddle

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Apr 222012
 
A Bar of Soap.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.

What is it?

Joke Of The Day

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Apr 222012
 

During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars.

“That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.”

“Why’s that?”

“Because knowing the federal government, they’d decided to lower the highways.”