Punchlines

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Mar 272012
 

If you have 2 minutes, watch this video. Jack Vale approaches strangers with only the endings to jokes.

Video Description:

I approached strangers with the ending (only) to various jokes. I guess they didn’t get it.

Random Riddle

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Mar 272012
 
A Doll.
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Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight.

Who is she?

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

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Mar 262012
 

ITALIAN PASTA DIET – IT WORKS!

  1. You walk pasta da bakery.
  2. You walka pasta da candy store.
  3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
  4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
  5. You will lose weight!

AND…. here’s the final word on nutrition and health.

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you!