Proving that you can make anything interesting by time lapsing it and slapping some cliche dramatic music on top, Matthew Hoyos’ video of a tortoise eating fruits and veggies is a real treat. At this speed, that tortoise is a terrifying eating machine with a vegetarian diet. As fun as the video is, I ache to know how long it took the tortoise to get through his meal in regular time.
Internet Speeds And Costs Around The World
Random Riddle
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And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts.
Now, not one has lost and all have gained – Tell me now, this can you explain?
Joke Of The Day
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
“I’ve had a pretty good life,” the twenty proclaimed. “Why I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.”
“Wow!” said the one-dollar bill. “You’ve really had an exciting life!”
“So tell me,” says the twenty, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?”
The one dollar bill replies, “Oh, I’ve been to the Catholic Church, Lutheran Church, the Baptist Church, and the Methodist Church.” The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, “What’s a church?”
This Is How They Serve Ice Cream in Dubai
f you ever go to Dubai, then you should try out their ice cream. Not only does it taste good, but they will also put on a great show. Someone shows you exactly what they do by video taping the experience. They throw ice cream in the air, catch it, and even throw ice cream to one another without a mistake. They even throw ice cream at patron which did pretty well by catching it without warning. I’d like to check out Dubai one of these days.

