Joke Of The Day

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Jan 232012
 

This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with a sign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?”

So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?”

The old man answers “Is name of owner.”

The visitor asks “Well, who is the owner?”

“I am he,” answers the old man.

“You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?”

The old man replies, “Many years ago when I come to this country, I was standing in line at Documentation Center. Man in front of me was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, “What your name?” He say, “Hans Olaffsen.”

She look at me say, “What your name?” I say, “Sam Ting.”

Taekwondo Finger Performance

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Jan 222012
 

There is a new Karate kid in town that I wouldn’t want to tango with. His name is Taekwondo Finger guy. He tries and shows his skills by breaking some wafers which is not an easy thing to do. If you ever see this finger guy in the streets, run. Nothing good can come about fighting a guy like that.

All kidding aside, how many people tried doing this after watching this video?

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Cats Hanging Out with the Eagles

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Jan 222012
 

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I had gone on a short errand and when I came home I found the cats hanging out with these 2 eagles. During the summer these same two eagles hang out on my porch about every day like it is their own private perch. They also have claim to the lamp post across the street from my house. I just happened to have my FlipVideo on me so I thought I would take a short video to show everyone that the eagles have no interest in eating my cats. The cats sometimes look at the eagles like they would love to catch that big bird but the cats know they don’t stand a chance to even try. Look at the video of Suitcase getting slapped by the eagle(that was the last time he tried to catch one). I have also been trying to figure out which eagle is the female and which is the male and I think the braver one that never flies away is the female and the smaller, more scared one is the male. They sit on the porch rail and watch me in my kitchen for hours! I love the sounds they make!

Random Riddle

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Jan 222012
 
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You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy.

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