Did you hear about the scarecrow?
He got an award for being outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He’s fully recovered.
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the Boston Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
