Random Riddle

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Sep 262011
 
I’m skin!
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When liquid splashes me, none seeps through. When I am moved alot, liquid I spew. When I am hit, color I change. And color, I come in quite a range. What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

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Sep 262011
 

Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

The first room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. Bill Clinton, not keen on this, asks to see the next room.

The next room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire.

Bill Clinton immediately asks to see the third room. It has an really old guy chained to the wall getting oral sex from a gorgeous blonde.

Bill Clinton jumps at the chance and takes the room.

The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder and says “okay, you can stop now. You’ve been relieved”.

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