Joke Of The Day

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Sep 082011
 

There are three truths in life:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith…..

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

Embarrassing Purchase

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Sep 072011
 

I bought a plunger the other day. Have you ever bought a plunger? It’s an embarrassing purchase. At first, you think it’s no big deal. You stand in the line, swinging it and then you realize everybody knows; you got a situation at home. Nobody buys a plunger on a whim.