Etch-A-Sketch Instruction Manual

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Sep 132011
 

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of those funny lines over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What’s the shortcut for undo.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a new Document Window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save a document on my Etch-A-Sketch.
A: Don’t pick it up and shake it.

Joke Of The Day

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Sep 132011
 

The teacher asked the students to write a “short novel” as an English test. She explained that great novels always involved mystery, sex, royalty and religion.

In ten minutes, little Tommy announced he was finished, and the he’d included her four basic elements, so the teacher read:
“Holy Moses!” cried the princess. “Pregnant, again! I wonder Who.”

Commercial Of The Day: Ford Drive One Press Conference

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Sep 122011
 

Pass this on and buy a Ford!

I wasn’t going to buy another car that was bailed out by our government. I was gonna buy from a manufacturer that’s standing on their own, win, lose or draw. That’s what America’s about is, taking the chance to succeed and understanding when you fail, that you’ve gotta pick yourself up and go back to work. Ford is that company for me.

Ford Drive One “Press Conference: Chris” Commerical.