I’m Rich!

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Sep 202011
 

Silver in the Hair

Gold in the Teeth

Crystals in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood

Lead in the Arse

Iron in the Arteries

And

An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth, now I can buy that gold-plated yacht and the Bentley.

Random Riddle

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Sep 202011
 
Once, because after you subtract it’s not 25 anymore.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Joke Of The Day

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Sep 202011
 

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?

A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, “Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”

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