The Top 10 Liberal Pick-Up Lines

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Jun 052011
 

10) You sure you’re not Joy Behar? Cause I’m really digging the view.

9) The caribou are rapidly disappearing. Mind if I look for them under your skirt?

8) Mandate your coverage? I mandate you get uncovered.

7) Why don’t you come back to my place and I’ll show you my stimulus package.

6) I’m Pro-Choice, so you can choose to be on top or bottom.

5) Let’s hop in my electric car and let the sparks fly.

4) I saw you across the room, and thought, “I’d like to have him help me get my first abortion.”

3) You’re so hot, you should be banned by the Kyoto Treaty.

2) Want to see my solo performance of the Vagina Monologues?

1) My wife just doesn’t understand me. She’s the Secretary of State, and travels all the time.

Random Riddle

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Jun 052011
 
Too wise you are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise four me.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
YY U R YY U B I C U R YY 4 me.

What does this mean?

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 052011
 

One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!”

Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father.

Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!”