Random Riddle

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Jun 182011
 
Get off the merry-go-round.
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You are running. There is a cliff to your right, two horses at full speed in front of you, a lion matching your pace to the left, and an angry bear behind you. How do you get out alive?

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 182011
 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”