The Final Word on Nutrition and Health

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Jun 192011
 

For those of you who watch what you eat… Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
  4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Random Riddle

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Jun 192011
 
A coat of paint.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 192011
 

Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.

One day Sam calls Abe and says, “I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars…”

Abe replies, “How can that be? If you know anything about biology you….”

Sam interrupts, “I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars… YES OR NO?”

Abe says, “OK, OK. I’ll take that bet. How long is yours soft?”

Sam answers, “Eleven years!”

Beware Of a New Scam

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Jun 182011
 

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally…but this one is real, and it’s important.

(So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.)

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up over your head – DO NOT DO IT!!

THIS IS A SCAM!!

They only want to see you naked

I wish I’d got this yesterday. I feel so stupid.