Random Riddle

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May 272011
 
The beggar was a woman.
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A beggar’s brother died, but the man who died had no brother.

How could this be?

Joke Of The Day

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May 272011
 

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.

“Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”

“I can cut them for you,” said the pharmacist, “but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.”

“I am 96”, said the old man.

“I don’t want an erection!”

“I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pee on my slippers!”