This took about 30 hours of actual work, spread over five weeks. And it would have been the biggest 3D domino pyramid in the world made with 13,482 bricks. Would have? Yes! Because when it was more than 96% completed, it toppled all by itself, with just 439 bricks short of completion.
1. Life is not fair, get used to it.
2. The world will not care about your self esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
3. You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school.
You won’t be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.
4. If you think your teacher was tough, wait until you get a boss who doesn’t have tenure.
5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity, your grandparents had a different word for it:opportunity.
6. If you mess up, it’s not your parent’s fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes.
7. Before you were born your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way paying bills, cleaning clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
8. Television is not real life, in real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop for a job.
9. Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Dear Great Britain, WE’RE SORRY…
We’re sorry we sent that idiot community organizer over there.
He’s been a complete asstard to our closest allies (you among Israel) and has shown the same level of irresponsible foreign policy as his irresponsible domestic policy.
You see, we were duped. We fell for the “Hope and Change” crap he threw at us without knowing what it really meant. This is perhaps the major media’s fault since they were supposed to investigate and report that but I guess that tingle in their leg had them distracted because it couldn’t have been a broader conspiracy could it? We were mesmerized by his mannerism and articulate persona and were purposely kept in the dark that he had no experience by that Pravda/KGB-like propaganda machine of leftist elitists and anti-American activists.
We’re trying to expose all his lies but he just created his Ministry of Information on top of his compliant mainstream media so that will make things extremely difficult.
In the meantime, we apologize for his following actions:
1. Siding with Argentina over the Falklands
2. Calling France America’s strongest ally
3. Downgrading the Special Anglo-American Relationship
4. Supporting a federal Europe and undercutting British sovereignty 5. Betraying Britain to appease Moscow over the New START Treaty
7. Throwing your inspirational gift of Churchill’s statue out of the Oval Office
8. The insulting gift of DVDs for the Prime Minister and the insulting iPod gift to her Majesty
9. Insulting words from the State Department (when Obama’s crony said; “There’s nothing special about Britain. You’re just the same as the other 190 countries in the world. You shouldn’t expect special treatment.”)
10. Undermining British influence in NATO
11. Claiming he’s Irish
12. Writing the wrong year in the ledger (the idiot also thinks we have 57 states)
13. Speaking during your national anthem (he feels all his speeches should have music behind them, he’s a megalomaniac)
14. Just being a snobbish ******* (think it goes back to his father but probably just his megalomania)
We, your brothers and sisters in America apologize for the actions of this moron and we hope that the majority of us see him for what he is and NOT be duped into putting him back in office come November 2012.
We’re sorry.
