Random Riddle

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May 222011
 
The mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side.
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Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn’t touch each other.

How did she accomplish this?

Joke Of The Day

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May 222011
 

The man asked the doctor for birth control pills, and the doctor asked why he would need birth control.

“To help me sleep better.”

Birth control pills don’t help with insomnia, the doctor explained.

“Yes they do,” the man insisted, “I put them in my daughter’s drink before she goes out and I sleep much better.”