An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
“Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”
“I can cut them for you,” said the pharmacist, “but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.”
“I am 96”, said the old man.
“I don’t want an erection!”
“I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pee on my slippers!”
