St. Peter was standing at the Pearly Gates when a group of people from Detroit walked up. He had never had anyone from Detroit make it this close, so he told them to wait there while he asks God how to handle this.
St. Peter found God and asked him what to do about the people from Detroit. God said to let the ten most virtuous amongst them enter heaven.
St. Peter left God, and a few minutes later he came running back up to God, and said…”they’re gone”!
God asked…”the people from Detroit”?
St. Peter said… “No, the Pearly Gates”!
