While my grandson and i were at the mall, he wandered off as I was talking to the salesman at the gun counter.
When he saw a mall cop, he told him he lost his grandpa.
The cop says “OK we’ll page him. What’s his name?”
The boy answered “Grandpa”.
So the cop says “OK, what’s he like?”
The boy answered “Jack Daniels and girls with big breasts!”
