End Of The World Headlines

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Apr 222011
 

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today : WE’RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal : DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer : O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated : GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone : THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: ‘BYE

Discover Magazine : HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW ” ARMAGEDDON” DIET!

America Online : SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

TIME magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR ETERNITY

Random Riddle

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Apr 222011
 
You don't know because Lola is at her friend's house!
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
Lola goes to her friend’s house to study for a quiz. While they’re studying, they get hungry so they go to the refrigerator to see what they could eat. Inside, they find two apples, an ounce of cheese, a gallon of milk, and a pizza. They eat the apples, cheese, and pizza and drink the milk. What’s left in Lola’s refrigerator?

Joke Of The Day

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Apr 222011
 

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

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