Random Riddle

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Mar 302011
 
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Joke Of The Day

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Mar 302011
 

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.

As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, “Are you ready to order?”

Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.”

“A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don’t think that is a good idea.

I’ll come back when you are ready to order from the menu.”

She walks away.

Gore leans over to Clinton and says, “It’s pronounced Quiche.”

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