Joke Of The Day

 Jokes  Comments Off on Joke Of The Day
Feb 202011
 

I bought a PENIS ENLARGER from eBay for $50.

I sure wish I could get my money back!

The bastards sent me a MAGNIFYING GLASS!

Random Riddle

 Riddles  Comments Off on Random Riddle
Feb 192011
 
She is 12!
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
When asked how old she was, Mary replied, “In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.”

How old is she?