What Men Call Their Women

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Jan 072011
 

What’s in a name? Apparently, a lot more than you (or I) ever thought there was. Here’s what his pet name for you really means…..

Darling — Depends on how he says it. If he stresses the first syllable, then he’s probably done something wrong or wants money.

Dear — Probably a leftover from his parents. Expect him to wear woolly cardigans, smoke a pipe and prefer a mug of Ovaltine to lager.

Sweetheart — If it’s said patronizingly, it’s not so sweet. But when uttered in earnest, it may send your own sweet heart aflutter.

Babe — Not to be confused with the film of the same name. Check for flares or signs that he’s a 70s throwback. He’s a bit of a medallion man. Chances are he’s got his initials on his chunky ring. Leave immediately if he tries to sell you a second-hand car.

Baby doll — This type of man will probably require you to wear transparent frilly nighties even in the dead of winter. He doesn’t want you to grow up, and obviously can’t deal with real women.

Princess — Never trust a man who calls you princess. You may think you’re being treated like royalty, but beware of Prince Charmings – they may be secretly plotting your over- throw.

Sexy — Fine if you’re sexy. If you’re not, who cares? He probably thinks you are anyway!!

My girlfriend — He’s honest, open and probably glad to have you around. The next thing you know he’ll be using your name!

The wife — If you’re married then he probably thinks he owns you. If you’re not, he probably thinks you act like his wife, in which case, he thinks he owns you.

My other half — You complete the set – he’s only half a man without you. But it may make you feel as though you are losing your identity somewhere.

The missus — See The Wife.

My partner — He’s right on. Probably likes eating tofu and hugging trees.

My significant other — He’s even more right on. Probably thinks it’s cruel to eat tofu and that trees need their own space.

She who must be obeyed — He thinks you’re a nag, but probably doesn’t lift a finger around the house.

Joke Of The Day

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Jan 072011
 

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias ‘Barack Obama’ while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them.

Strange Lincoln – Obama Coincidences

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Jan 062011
 

Strange Lincoln – Obama Coincidences

1. Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama was elected in 2008, nearly 150 years later.

2. Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs.

3. Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy.

4. Each man’s wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House.

5. Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind.

6. Lincoln was shot in Ford’s Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford.

7. Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators.

8. Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had an IQ of 67.

9. Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya – before both moved to Illinois.

10. LincOln and Obama each had a single letter “O” in their last name.

11. Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a silly one.

12. JOHN W. BOOTH and BILL C. AYERS each has 10 letters.

13. A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health. Ted Kennedy told Obama to pass health care.

14. Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton.

15. Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a penny.

16. Lincoln was not a Muslim. Obama was not an admitted Muslim.

17. Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.

18. Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major depression.

19. Lincoln and Obama were both the first President with a beard.

20. Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You’re not allowed to say Barack Obama’s middle name.

Jan 062011
 

Now this is deep snow!

Tateyama Kurobe Snow Road

Tateyama Kurobe Snow Road

The Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Route is a spectacular route through the Northern Japan Alps

 
As many of you know, Japan is a country of contrasts in every aspect in this case the contrast of Okinawa where we can find white sandy beaches and the Japanese Alps about 3000 meters high in these mountains of Toyama Prefecture is the Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Route that connects the city of Toyama with the city of Omachi.

The section of the Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Route linking the Tateyama station and Ogizawa only open from mid April to November, the reason for this hiatus is wintry snow, snow on this section reaches a thickness of 20 meters the most amazed of all is that in mid-April, much of the snow still lingers, so you have to make real corridors of ice to get through that stretch.

 

 

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