When the LORD made man, all parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss
The legs argued that since they took the man where he wanted to go, he should be boss.
The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss.
The eyes said that without them, man would be helpless, so they should be boss.
Then the asshole applied for the job.
The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the asshole became mad, & closed up.
After a few days the brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach got ill, the eyes got cross & unable to see.
They all conceded & made the asshole boss.
This proves you don’t have to be a brain to be boss.
JUST AN ASSHOLE.
