Mexican Words Of The Day

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Nov 092010
 

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn’t know how to read, so I, shoulder.

4. *Texas*
When I’m not home, my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece then che got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left but don’t worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, “Honey, harassment nothen to me

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club But no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?

Joke Of The Day

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Nov 092010
 

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. As the pallbearers are carrying out the casket, they accidentally bump into a wall. Hearing a faint moan from inside, the woman’s husband opens the casket and finds that his wife is actually alive!

She dies again, 10 years later, at which point her husband has to go through another funeral. This time when the pallbearers carry the casket toward the door, the husband yells out, “Watch out for that wall!”

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